Cat Cafes: nothing in the world comes close

As if you needed another reason as to why cats are amazing, and for that matter to visit Tokyo/Japan right? Well here it is.

'Cat Cafes'


No not Cafes with overly cutesy and somewhat disconcertingly young yet sexually alluring girls, no, real cats! Enjoy a Mocha chocha latte with a plethora of strokable Kitties? Yes please sir. Oh and yes the girl in this video is hot and I will refrain from the obvious cat related 'doble sentidos'. Ok I'd like to stroke her pussy...there I said it.



Comments (Anon):
'I would give both testicals to have cake in a cat cafe'

'Awesome truly awesome

my god life couldn't get any better'

'Id go every flippin day

one for me and one for squiggles'

'I'd quite happily walk outside and step in front of bus knowing i'd die happy'

'Pfft those crazy japanese they've thought of everything'

'I would forcefully take my own life right outside of the cat cafe'

'One cafe at time, i knew the cats would take over'

'Its their way of wiping out the human race with happyness

sneaky blighters'

Mexico

Yes it is compulsory to love Luis Miguel if you are Mexican, especially if you are female.

In 2007 I lived in Mexico City. I'll write more about this later but I will say that although it was at times infuriating, I miss it terribly everyday. Viva la Mexico.

Mis Amigos, Los extranos mucho, y Mexico lo extrano tambien.

Spaghetti Bolognaise for Dinner?

Medo asks, he gets:

Spag Bol sir. Soydene sandwich with mustard? Pfft, i'll see what I can do.

My latest travels

Breathtaking beauty, Enchanting landmarks, and rich quiltwork rolling fields and hills.....and people who think that walking into town is a bit of a trek.

Today I am in Taunton, where my family is from. I am visiting my Parents, Aunties, Uncles, Sister, and others. I will be back in Plymouth on Thursday where I will continue to be unemployed.


Knackered Fresno town, but with really cool homely parts.

This last weekend I was in Swindon visiting my 2nd oldest sister for her 40th birthday. Much mirth and tomfoolery was to be found there. My cousin had me laughing so much I died...now I am dead.
Not really of course; the power of suggestion.

You can have any colour guttering as long as it's black.

Last week I stayed with my twin sister in Leeds. Some lovely arcades and great architecture. A bit rough around the edges though and a bit too small and compact for me, for a large city I mean. Gritty, Northern, but full of kind people. Their accents are so utterly differnt to our Southern ones, such as Plymothian or Tauntonian, as are their dialects of course. For example the common phrase : 'Whoops my giraffe is on fire' is translated as 'ejkhk hhdhkjsdjhsk ldjlsdlj 111 trichloraetheane luvvie'. Well something like that anyway.

I have converted to Medoism

I have a friend called Medo (doesn't everyone? Also it's pronounced Meadow but I make him roll his eyes by pronouncing it Meeeeedo). A fiercely intelligent Polymath, and the founder of:

Medoism is a family of beliefs and practices considered by all to be a 'philosophy on life' and is based on the teachings attributed to Medo, commonly known as "Medo" (the cool one), who was born in what is today known as Planet Earth. He lives and teaches there still.

Medoists recognize him as an awakened teacher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end their suffering by understanding the true nature of life, people, and the Universe. Through rationality, reason, and armed with scientific understanding he seeks to throw back the curtain of ignorance on this world, thereby escaping the cycle of bigotry and insularity, that is, achieving Nirvana. Among the methods various schools of Medoism apply towards this goal are: ethical conduct and altruistic behaviour, Open minded practices, study, and the cultivation of wisdom through the study of multiple sources and empirical evidence.

Medoism is broadly recognized as being obscenely and ridiculously stupendous.

Various sources put the number of Medoists in the world between 15 and 6 billion.